butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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