Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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