Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
