What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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