Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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