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  • 55 48
    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 27, 12 at 1:47am

    I am pretty sure that lying to someone to get them to sleep with you is essentially 'rap@'

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Linetrash on Jan 26, 12 at 12:08pm

    This has "back room casting couch" written all over it

  • 49 46
    Submitted by ZAK13 on Jan 26, 12 at 1:43pm

    BRILLIANT!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by amp713 on Jan 27, 12 at 12:56am

    Hell yea for utahns and wanna be actresses!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Jan 26, 12 at 12:47pm

    I live in pc, and no that shit will not get you laid with an actress.. It might get you a back door visit in the shower room in the prison you will be staying in though.

    • 40 51
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 26, 12 at 2:09pm

      My first thought when I read this text was 'Jail'. O_o

    • 42 41
      Submitted by BlueSkywalker on Jan 28, 12 at 4:19pm

      prison? how would this merit a stay in prison? worst case scenario is MAYBE a night in jail for trespassing and a fine or something. more than likely you'd just get kicked out.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Problywasme on Jan 27, 12 at 8:59am

    If I had a quarter for every time I lied to get a piece of ass...

    • 44 40
      Submitted by PHinzup on Jan 28, 12 at 10:59am

      Yep...reminds me of the days years ago when I was a 'Nuclear Physicist'.\n\n...or is that 'Nucular'?

  • 41 52
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 6:02pm

    bedsheet from Walmart..PVC pipe and L joints 20 bucks...banging a chick who thinks your a professional photographer who could get her into modeling...priceless

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 26, 12 at 12:32pm

    Epic!