Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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I am pretty sure that lying to someone to get them to sleep with you is essentially 'rap@'
Hell yea for utahns and wanna be actresses!
If I had a quarter for every time I lied to get a piece of ass...
Yep...reminds me of the days years ago when I was a 'Nuclear Physicist'.\n\n...or is that 'Nucular'?
This has "back room casting couch" written all over it
I live in pc, and no that shit will not get you laid with an actress.. It might get you a back door visit in the shower room in the prison you will be staying in though.
My first thought when I read this text was 'Jail'. O_o
prison? how would this merit a stay in prison? worst case scenario is MAYBE a night in jail for trespassing and a fine or something. more than likely you'd just get kicked out.
bedsheet from Walmart..PVC pipe and L joints 20 bucks...banging a chick who thinks your a professional photographer who could get her into modeling...priceless