is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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