so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
