White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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