Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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