yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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