You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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