somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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