I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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