All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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