physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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