My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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