i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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