Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Ugh that's just sick. I'm a girl and I would NEVER ask my man to do that.
that was my girls exact reaction
I would just ask for a brutal horse Fucking in the shower. some times having your cervix pounded into your throat is the only remedy ...
Uhh... You lick the clit, no need to get messy if you know what your doing... Just saying.
* experience high five *
1/2 a high five...someone with true "experience" knows that it can take more than just the clit to do the trick...just sayin
Agreed!\nEspecially since she's just rinsed it off in the shower!
thank you for ruining ravioli's for me
red wings here I come
I would rather finger-bang an alligator in a phone booth than deal with that.
What about sandpaper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth?
hell no, it tastes like pennies and ravioli as is, and now you want to add body wash.
I completely understand that need
Since no one seems to know this I am going to educate the world. When a chick is on the rag, when she goes in to the shower/pool/hot tub, basically any thing that will get her entire body wet, she will stop bleeding for that period of time. So as long as she's in the shower, you don't have to worry about blood pumping out of her. So you're totally safe to go down on her w/o anything happening. If you don't believe me, try it. It works, I swear
I would do it... :P
Would do it. Hell I have done it. Wasn't bad either. I stayed clean. Didnt tongue fuck her so no "pennies and ravioli" only had a little on my fingers
You better bend over n let me anal! Than we got a deal
I want a rusty trombone once a month for the next year. Deal?
C'mon buddy, earn your red wings...
Any man that says they would never swim the red sea, or dine on clams in red sauce is lying...either to you, or themselves.
I didn't know redwings were such a scarce commodity, judging by the responses here. huh...
If you do it, she'll greatly repay you for your efforts. Trust me~
...when the river is red, use the dirt track instead...
Oh man. I think there is a clot in my tooth!
Anything you say?
Ew ew ew.....
There is nothing you can do. At all!!!!
Lol yall are retarded
This is when JILL comes into play. Don't torture anyone else.
There is nothing worse than pulling the string out with your teeth. Just get a hand held shower massager already. LOL
This is so rank - no guy wants to do that while you have your period
Go to hell
robzilla robbed me of my comment
Gr-oss!! How can u even ask some one to do that!!? That's more than stretching a favor!!
This is just fucked up on so many levels that she could even come to a reasoning that this would be alright..bitches be wile!
Did you all missed the "in the shower" bit?\nNo "red wings" if she just washed it! Duh.\n\nPlus, for good head you just lick the clit & labia. If you know what you're you don't go near the vag opening.
Post abortion does that.
Grossest thing I've ever read.
It takes a real man to drink from the red sea. But I would do it for a blumpkin once a week for one year.
Ain't scared, I already have my Double Red badge of Courage.
I think I just threw up
How about a rimjob and he uses a waterproof vibrator on her? Don't risk going down, if you get a blood clot it'll be like accidentally eating the big chunk of fat in baked beans!
I just threw up a little. In my mouth.
that is one of the sickest things ive ever read.
Holy shit, I can't even. So fucking gross.
disgusting\nbut i laughed
LMFAO!!! Some days you're just a sick fuck! Hysterical!!!
Holy fucking shit dude. That's the first time I have ever gagged just by reading something.