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  • Submitted by karazyboys on Feb 27, 12 at 1:32pm

    No dice

  • Submitted by somebody_020202 on Feb 27, 12 at 3:18pm

    Ugh that's just sick. I'm a girl and I would NEVER ask my man to do that.

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      Submitted by keto06 on Feb 28, 12 at 10:15am

      that was my girls exact reaction

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 27, 12 at 3:24pm

    I would just ask for a brutal horse Fucking in the shower. some times having your cervix pounded into your throat is the only remedy ...

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      Submitted by wgiraldi on Feb 28, 12 at 7:23pm

      Fucking awesome!

  • Submitted by HenryS on Feb 27, 12 at 11:46pm

    Uhh... You lick the clit, no need to get messy if you know what your doing... Just saying.

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Feb 28, 12 at 12:20pm

      * experience high five *

      • Submitted by Puckstopper40 on Feb 29, 12 at 11:57pm

        1/2 a high five...someone with true "experience" knows that it can take more than just the clit to do the trick...just sayin

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      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 1, 12 at 8:20am

      Agreed!\nEspecially since she's just rinsed it off in the shower!

  • Submitted by KateMiles on Feb 27, 12 at 2:01pm

    Define anything.

  • Submitted by MzKitty08 on Feb 27, 12 at 2:45pm

    thank you for ruining ravioli's for me

  • Submitted by Robzilla on Feb 27, 12 at 1:32pm

    red wings here I come

  • Submitted by ittybitty419 on Feb 27, 12 at 4:51pm

    Fuckin yuck.

  • Submitted by killzberryboeboy on Feb 27, 12 at 10:00pm

    I would rather finger-bang an alligator in a phone booth than deal with that.

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      Submitted by wgiraldi on Feb 28, 12 at 7:26pm

      What about sandpaper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth?

  • Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Feb 27, 12 at 2:13pm

    hell no, it tastes like pennies and ravioli as is, and now you want to add body wash.

  • Submitted by jolea97 on Feb 27, 12 at 1:58pm

    I completely understand that need

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 12, 12 at 3:43pm

    Since no one seems to know this I am going to educate the world. When a chick is on the rag, when she goes in to the shower/pool/hot tub, basically any thing that will get her entire body wet, she will stop bleeding for that period of time. So as long as she's in the shower, you don't have to worry about blood pumping out of her. So you're totally safe to go down on her w/o anything happening. If you don't believe me, try it. It works, I swear

  • Submitted by reven839 on Feb 27, 12 at 8:05pm

    I would do it... :P

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      Submitted by meteoricthrone on Feb 27, 12 at 9:14pm

      I wouldn't

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      Submitted by Farvamus_prime on Feb 28, 12 at 10:21am

      Would do it. Hell I have done it. Wasn't bad either. I stayed clean. Didnt tongue fuck her so no "pennies and ravioli" only had a little on my fingers

  • Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Feb 27, 12 at 10:34pm

    You better bend over n let me anal! Than we got a deal

  • Submitted by ck24 on Feb 27, 12 at 2:08pm


  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 27, 12 at 2:07pm

    I want a rusty trombone once a month for the next year. Deal?

  • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 27, 12 at 11:38pm

    Any man that says they would never swim the red sea, or dine on clams in red sauce is lying...either to you, or themselves.

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    Submitted by Collins89 on Feb 28, 12 at 5:51am

    ...when the river is red, use the dirt track instead...

  • Submitted by TheAmy_ on Feb 27, 12 at 3:49pm

    Just. No.

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    Submitted by MasterSplinter59 on Feb 29, 12 at 3:38am

    C'mon buddy, earn your red wings...

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    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Feb 28, 12 at 5:17am

    I didn't know redwings were such a scarce commodity, judging by the responses here. huh...

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 27, 12 at 11:29pm

    Ew ew ew.....

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 13, 12 at 5:03pm

    If you do it, she'll greatly repay you for your efforts. Trust me~

  • Submitted by Micho523 on Feb 27, 12 at 1:35pm

    Anything you say?

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    Submitted by badasschick16 on Feb 28, 12 at 4:23am


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    Submitted by rue4games on Feb 27, 12 at 11:18pm

    There is nothing worse than pulling the string out with your teeth. Just get a hand held shower massager already. LOL

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    Submitted by Seriously44 on Feb 27, 12 at 7:30pm

    Go to hell

  • Submitted by HippyChick on Feb 28, 12 at 8:40am

    Lol yall are retarded

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    Submitted by thefireman1234 on Jan 9, 14 at 2:28pm

    There is nothing you can do. At all!!!!

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    Submitted by thizgrL on Feb 28, 12 at 7:52am

    robzilla robbed me of my comment

  • Submitted by stix7378 on Feb 29, 12 at 1:07am

    Oh man. I think there is a clot in my tooth!

  • Submitted by bulllwinkle on Feb 27, 12 at 7:46pm

    Mmm... pennies!

  • Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 28, 12 at 12:35am

    This is when JILL comes into play. Don't torture anyone else.

  • Submitted by DoubleReverse123 on Feb 28, 12 at 10:28am

    This is so rank - no guy wants to do that while you have your period

  • Submitted by TFMS on Feb 27, 12 at 6:43pm

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 1, 12 at 8:23am

    Did you all missed the "in the shower" bit?\nNo "red wings" if she just washed it! Duh.\n\nPlus, for good head you just lick the clit & labia. If you know what you're you don't go near the vag opening.

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Feb 28, 12 at 5:28pm

    Fuckn gross

  • Submitted by missfidycool on Feb 28, 12 at 9:01am

    Gr-oss!! How can u even ask some one to do that!!? That's more than stretching a favor!!

  • Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Feb 28, 12 at 1:32am

    This is just fucked up on so many levels that she could even come to a reasoning that this would be alright..bitches be wile!

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    Submitted by Kromium on Sep 24, 13 at 5:26pm

    Grossest thing I've ever read.

  • Submitted by car_ramrod on Feb 27, 12 at 9:42pm

    It takes a real man to drink from the red sea. But I would do it for a blumpkin once a week for one year.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 28, 12 at 1:57am

    Post abortion does that.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 14, 13 at 8:14am

    Ain't scared, I already have my Double Red badge of Courage.

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    Submitted by irishgal515 on Nov 25, 14 at 11:26pm

    I think I just threw up

  • Submitted by porksword on Feb 27, 12 at 2:46pm

    How about a rimjob and he uses a waterproof vibrator on her? Don't risk going down, if you get a blood clot it'll be like accidentally eating the big chunk of fat in baked beans!

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      Submitted by Eventually on Feb 27, 12 at 3:56pm

      I just threw up a little. In my mouth.

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      Submitted by lusian3 on Feb 27, 12 at 4:24pm

      that is one of the sickest things ive ever read.

    • Submitted by fedorasuave on Feb 27, 12 at 5:55pm

      Holy shit, I can't even. So fucking gross.

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      Submitted by ittybit420 on Feb 27, 12 at 7:03pm

      disgusting\nbut i laughed

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 27, 12 at 9:36pm

      LMFAO!!! Some days you're just a sick fuck! Hysterical!!!

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      Submitted by wubbazugg on Feb 28, 12 at 11:33am

      Holy fucking shit dude. That's the first time I have ever gagged just by reading something.