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  • No dice

    Submitted by karazyboys on Feb 27, 12 at 1:32pm
  • Ugh that's just sick. I'm a girl and I would NEVER ask my man to do that.

    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Feb 27, 12 at 3:18pm
  • I would just ask for a brutal horse Fucking in the shower. some times having your cervix pounded into your throat is the only remedy ...

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 27, 12 at 3:24pm
  • Uhh... You lick the clit, no need to get messy if you know what your doing... Just saying.

    Submitted by HenryS on Feb 27, 12 at 11:46pm
  • Define anything.

    Submitted by KateMiles on Feb 27, 12 at 2:01pm
  • thank you for ruining ravioli's for me

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Feb 27, 12 at 2:45pm
  • red wings here I come

    Submitted by Robzilla on Feb 27, 12 at 1:32pm
  • Fuckin yuck.

    Submitted by ittybitty419 on Feb 27, 12 at 4:51pm
  • I would rather finger-bang an alligator in a phone booth than deal with that.

    Submitted by killzberryboeboy on Feb 27, 12 at 10:00pm
    • What about sandpaper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth?

      Submitted by wgiraldi on Feb 28, 12 at 7:26pm
  • hell no, it tastes like pennies and ravioli as is, and now you want to add body wash.

    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Feb 27, 12 at 2:13pm
  • I completely understand that need

    Submitted by jolea97 on Feb 27, 12 at 1:58pm
  • Since no one seems to know this I am going to educate the world. When a chick is on the rag, when she goes in to the shower/pool/hot tub, basically any thing that will get her entire body wet, she will stop bleeding for that period of time. So as long as she's in the shower, you don't have to worry about blood pumping out of her. So you're totally safe to go down on her w/o anything happening. If you don't believe me, try it. It works, I swear

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 12, 12 at 3:43pm
  • I would do it... :P

    Submitted by reven839 on Feb 27, 12 at 8:05pm
    • I wouldn't

      Submitted by meteoricthrone on Feb 27, 12 at 9:14pm
    • Would do it. Hell I have done it. Wasn't bad either. I stayed clean. Didnt tongue fuck her so no "pennies and ravioli" only had a little on my fingers

      Submitted by Farvamus_prime on Feb 28, 12 at 10:21am
  • blumpkin

    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 27, 12 at 2:08pm
  • You better bend over n let me anal! Than we got a deal

    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Feb 27, 12 at 10:34pm
  • I want a rusty trombone once a month for the next year. Deal?

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 27, 12 at 2:07pm
  • C'mon buddy, earn your red wings...

    Submitted by MasterSplinter59 on Feb 29, 12 at 3:38am
  • Just. No.

    Submitted by TheAmy_ on Feb 27, 12 at 3:49pm
  • Any man that says they would never swim the red sea, or dine on clams in red sauce is lying...either to you, or themselves.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 27, 12 at 11:38pm
  • I didn't know redwings were such a scarce commodity, judging by the responses here. huh...

    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Feb 28, 12 at 5:17am
  • If you do it, she'll greatly repay you for your efforts. Trust me~

    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 13, 12 at 5:03pm
  • ...when the river is red, use the dirt track instead...

    Submitted by Collins89 on Feb 28, 12 at 5:51am
  • Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    Submitted by badasschick16 on Feb 28, 12 at 4:23am
  • Oh man. I think there is a clot in my tooth!

    Submitted by stix7378 on Feb 29, 12 at 1:07am
  • Anything you say?

    Submitted by Micho523 on Feb 27, 12 at 1:35pm
  • Ew ew ew.....

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 27, 12 at 11:29pm
  • There is nothing you can do. At all!!!!

    Submitted by thefireman1234 on Jan 9, 14 at 2:28pm
  • Lol yall are retarded

    Submitted by HippyChick on Feb 28, 12 at 8:40am
  • This is when JILL comes into play. Don't torture anyone else.

    Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 28, 12 at 12:35am
  • There is nothing worse than pulling the string out with your teeth. Just get a hand held shower massager already. LOL

    Submitted by rue4games on Feb 27, 12 at 11:18pm
  • This is so rank - no guy wants to do that while you have your period

    Submitted by DoubleReverse123 on Feb 28, 12 at 10:28am
  • Go to hell

    Submitted by Seriously44 on Feb 27, 12 at 7:30pm
  • robzilla robbed me of my comment

    Submitted by thizgrL on Feb 28, 12 at 7:52am

    Submitted by TFMS on Feb 27, 12 at 6:43pm
  • Fuckn gross

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Feb 28, 12 at 5:28pm
  • Mmm... pennies!

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Feb 27, 12 at 7:46pm
  • Gr-oss!! How can u even ask some one to do that!!? That's more than stretching a favor!!

    Submitted by missfidycool on Feb 28, 12 at 9:01am
  • This is just fucked up on so many levels that she could even come to a reasoning that this would be alright..bitches be wile!

    Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Feb 28, 12 at 1:32am
  • Did you all missed the "in the shower" bit?\nNo "red wings" if she just washed it! Duh.\n\nPlus, for good head you just lick the clit & labia. If you know what you're you don't go near the vag opening.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 1, 12 at 8:23am
  • Post abortion does that.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 28, 12 at 1:57am
  • Grossest thing I've ever read.

    Submitted by Kromium on Sep 24, 13 at 5:26pm
  • It takes a real man to drink from the red sea. But I would do it for a blumpkin once a week for one year.

    Submitted by car_ramrod on Feb 27, 12 at 9:42pm
  • Ain't scared, I already have my Double Red badge of Courage.

    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 14, 13 at 8:14am
  • I think I just threw up

    Submitted by irishgal515 on Nov 25, 14 at 11:26pm
  • How about a rimjob and he uses a waterproof vibrator on her? Don't risk going down, if you get a blood clot it'll be like accidentally eating the big chunk of fat in baked beans!

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 27, 12 at 2:46pm