I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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