I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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