So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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