Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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