better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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