It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I would fuck him just for his dog
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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