I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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