sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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