Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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