i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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