I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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