5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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