I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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