I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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