some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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