i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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