And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
