did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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