love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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