Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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