Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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U sure he didnt have "crabs" down there?
Hope they were dead
What, with no penis?
Strive to be the funniest thing the ER doc has ever seen?
In the story I read his dick just got fucked up. Probably worse than being killed.
better hope those rubber bands hold!
He died (I'm pretty sure). Not something to strive for.
Hi im Bear Grills and today i'm going to steal these lobsters.
@blite! \nAHAHAHA that made my dayyyyy!! (: