I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
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We actually have 4 area codes in the state now - 769 covers the same area as 601.
Not all of MS, dumbass -- there are 3 area codes in the state. 228 is on the coast, 662 is the northeast, and 601 is the rest of the state. Idiot. lol
i'm pretty sure this is my favorite text conversation of all time.
"must have went"
must have gone, dickcheese
i've seen a one legged man in oxford...
3 are codes in the state.. damn, I've got 3 on my cock.. (yes, i'm from Texas)
There's a one legged man with handcuffs in oxford?
Thank God some one has enough sense to figure out that oxford is not the only place with a 662 area code....they must have went to Mississippi State! Go Dawgs
its never ok to cheer for MS State... they suck
oxford is a very small town, and im trying to figure out after 2 years of attending college here why i haven't seen this man...
...Booneville, actually...heh, and I'm a State fan
OMG! That ranks at the top of my list of the funniest ones on this site. Thank you.
Wow, they've my attn too.
scissor kicking a 1 legged man... wow
what is an are code?? texas is 4 times the size you fucking idiot!!
Go back to texas you fucking brown eye licker we dont like cocky lil texas pricks in Oxford
im in booneville right now! haha where is this one legged man you speak of?
what the hell... i spend a lot of time in oxford and booneville and have still missed this man... i feel cheated...
oxford isn't the only town with the 662 area code. it's all of northeast mississippi.
all of MS has the 662 area code and the one legged man lives in booneville, ms lol
there is a one armed dude in oxford — you know who i'm talking about.
Hotty toddy to you sir, wherever you are
there is actually a one legged cop in starkville. he's got a prosthetic though obviously...
I think I've seen a three legged man in Oxford ;)
I'm friends with that one legged cop in Starkville. I watched a dog eat his prosthetic leg. Haha