I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
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Not all of MS, dumbass -- there are 3 area codes in the state. 228 is on the coast, 662 is the northeast, and 601 is the rest of the state. Idiot. lol
We actually have 4 area codes in the state now - 769 covers the same area as 601.
i've seen a one legged man in oxford...
i'm pretty sure this is my favorite text conversation of all time.
3 are codes in the state.. damn, I've got 3 on my cock.. (yes, i'm from Texas)
"must have went"
must have gone, dickcheese
oxford is a very small town, and im trying to figure out after 2 years of attending college here why i haven't seen this man...
Thank God some one has enough sense to figure out that oxford is not the only place with a 662 area code....they must have went to Mississippi State! Go Dawgs
its never ok to cheer for MS State... they suck
scissor kicking a 1 legged man... wow
There's a one legged man with handcuffs in oxford?
Wow, they've my attn too.
OMG! That ranks at the top of my list of the funniest ones on this site. Thank you.
Go back to texas you fucking brown eye licker we dont like cocky lil texas pricks in Oxford
what is an are code?? texas is 4 times the size you fucking idiot!!
im in booneville right now! haha where is this one legged man you speak of?
...Booneville, actually...heh, and I'm a State fan
oxford isn't the only town with the 662 area code. it's all of northeast mississippi.
what the hell... i spend a lot of time in oxford and booneville and have still missed this man... i feel cheated...
there is a one armed dude in oxford — you know who i'm talking about.
Hotty toddy to you sir, wherever you are
all of MS has the 662 area code and the one legged man lives in booneville, ms lol
I think I've seen a three legged man in Oxford ;)
there is actually a one legged cop in starkville. he's got a prosthetic though obviously...
I'm friends with that one legged cop in Starkville. I watched a dog eat his prosthetic leg. Haha