You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The ass gains better be worth it
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