i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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