at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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