Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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