I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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how are you going to clean the goo off the couch?
818 represents the 1.3 million people in the valley
not just granada hills.
but nice try
818!!! Woooooh, Granada hills!!! Represent!!!
I hope it was plastic covered..
This text made me LOL
As in the couch fucked her, and it's playing on a date scenario of getting dinner then having sex. If the sex is bad atleast you got dinner
Sarre: sex, drugs and alcohol are not involved in this! And sex pretty much IS what life is about. There can be no more life if no one has sex.
Quote for truth 6:57.
Finally, a funny text that has nothing to do with sex or drugs!
SECOND OMG OMG OMG SECOND
2:39, she couldve had pants on..
Omg this text is fucking hilarious
I don't get it...
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
I just ran into your vagina, dick first.. but it cost me dinner.. and sexual activity for the rest of my life.