He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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