Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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