You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Randomize
