So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
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you dumb fucks arguing about which site was first and rips who off. grow some. assholes
hahahaha everything happens for a reason
TFLN is a rip-off of FML's new site (My Drunk Texts)
Your first clue that this was a bad idea should have been when he wanted you to bend over a chain. Hello?!?!
Yeah I agree...It's not that you attract bad guys...its that you listen to their stupid ideas
"It's not that you attract bad guys...its that you listen to their stupid ideas"
I intended to post this, exactly. Thank you.
and FML doesn't hold a candle to TFLN
Too bad My Drunk Texts was created in April and TFLN was created in Feb.
at least next time you can say "Tried that. Doesn't work."
Sounds like someone should have splurged on a $6 bottle of KY.
Did he ask to finish? I would. :)
"Did he ask to finish? I would. :)"
AHAHAHhahahahahah I know this girl. It happened on a BOAT. At a WEDDING. LOL.
atleast you have a hilarious story to tell and a new experience. learn somethin new everyday, right?!