So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
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you dumb fucks arguing about which site was first and rips who off. grow some. assholes
hahahaha everything happens for a reason
TFLN is a rip-off of FML's new site (My Drunk Texts)
Your first clue that this was a bad idea should have been when he wanted you to bend over a chain. Hello?!?!
Yeah I agree...It's not that you attract bad guys...its that you listen to their stupid ideas
"It's not that you attract bad guys...its that you listen to their stupid ideas"
I intended to post this, exactly. Thank you.
Too bad My Drunk Texts was created in April and TFLN was created in Feb.
and FML doesn't hold a candle to TFLN
Sounds like someone should have splurged on a $6 bottle of KY.
at least next time you can say "Tried that. Doesn't work."
Did he ask to finish? I would. :)
"Did he ask to finish? I would. :)"
AHAHAHhahahahahah I know this girl. It happened on a BOAT. At a WEDDING. LOL.
atleast you have a hilarious story to tell and a new experience. learn somethin new everyday, right?!