it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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