Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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