perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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