How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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